Sunday 23 March 2008

NuLabour, NuSpeak

George Orwell predicted in “1984” that the Government would limit thinking by forcing the populous to use “newspeak” words. One term of newspeak was “unperson”, where a person would be eliminated from history by erasing all references to them. His prophesy was wildly inaccurate. If only he had thought 50 million times bigger, changed unperson to “unengland” and the date to 1998, he’d have been bang on the money.

I, like many, was insulted when some jack booted recruitment officer from the Manchester Constabulary rejected a recruit because he had “England” tattooed on his arm. In order to report this fascist, I decided to write to the CRE’s Trevor Philips. You may remember Trevor who once sensibly said “…for young people in this country, the sight of the Cross of St George being flown for a winning England team is a cause for widespread rejoicing”. Clever Trevor!

Guess what? The CRE has been replaced by something called the “Equalities and Human Rights Commission”. So, as a human looking for equality, I decided to drop them a quick email asking if they could put a stop to this nonsense. They have three email addresses, namely…

wales@equalityhumanrights.com
scotland@equalityhumanrights.com
and
info@equalityhumanrights.com

…there are many, many other examples, but for some reason this one just sapped my strength.

2 comments:

wonkotsane said...

Their England email address is englandhelpdesk@equalityhumanrights.com - it's not advertised anywhere but I was given it today when I chased up my complaint which they have no record of.

Interesting that they no longer have a .gov.uk email address - is that to try and make them look independent or has it all been privatised? Which has been given some similar powers to Trading Standards for taking legal action against companies. There's a similar situation with the RSPCA. It's privatised government - very Common Purpose.

Terry Heath said...

England helpdesk? Wow, I take it back